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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

No, not a chance

Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

No way

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

So they tried

A rare shark is seeking refuge in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Here's why scientists just spent 8 years tracking it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

How would you define love?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Astronomers discover the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen - Earth.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?