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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:00

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
No, not a chance
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Astronomers discover the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen - Earth.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?